Showing posts with label Hershey's. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hershey's. Show all posts

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Trump bans imported chocolate - Hershey's stock soars!

Note: The top part of this post is an example of satirical fake news.

In a surprising and unprecedented move, President Trump has banned the importation of chocolate from seven chocolate producing nations. 

"The chocolate from these seven countries shouldn't even be called chocolate. It's disgraceful stuff," Trump said. "We don't need to import the bad chocolate that's coming out of those countries. Hershey's makes terrific chocolate and they make it right here in the U.S.A. and they get their cocoa from Hawaii. They also have a terrific theme park and I encourage Americans from all over the country to visit it. There's no place like it anywhere. The streets are paved in chocolate, and you're not going to find that anywhere else in the world. I love the place and I love Hershey's chocolate. It's really terrific chocolate."