Note: This post is an example of satirical fake news.
In a speech at the White House Rose Garden, President Trump announced an executive order which will limit the number of punchlines per minute by late-nite comedians. Holding up a pen, he said, “Barak Obama once said he could get things done with a pen and a phone. Well, he left a few of his pens behind, and let me tell you, they work very well.”
In a speech at the White House Rose Garden, President Trump announced an executive order which will limit the number of punchlines per minute by late-nite comedians. Holding up a pen, he said, “Barak Obama once said he could get things done with a pen and a phone. Well, he left a few of his pens behind, and let me tell you, they work very well.”
President Trump explained his rationale for his
new executive order. “The late-nite comedians are a disgrace. They’ve
weaponized sarcasm, irony, and mockery, and other tricks of their disgusting
trade. Night after night, they destroy the lives of Americans. The carnage has
increased over the past few decades, and especially since the beginning of my
term in office. These people are indiscriminate. They target innocent men,
women, and children with no regard for common decency whatsoever.
