Imagine if you will, an army made up entirely of men who
have extraordinary focus, superior athletic abilities, and inspiring leadership
skills. Men who know how to win and who are willing to do whatever is required
to achieve victory. Could such an army be defeated? It would certainly be
difficult. You’ve just entered The Tom Brady Clone Zone.
Although Brady's jersey from the Super Bowl has been returned,
there’s much more to this shocking story. The jersey was missing for over six
weeks! Where was the jersey taken on its long strange trip? An unnamed source
inside the pentagon has confirmed that the jersey was located at the end of
February and delivered to a secret U.S. Department of Defense facility. There,
scientists extracted samples of Brady's DNA from the jersey.
Speculation within the scientific community is that the
Department of Defense plans to develop clones of Brady from his DNA. Such
clones may be used to build an army of super soldiers capable of defeating any
and all enemies. It's hard to imagine the havoc that such an army could unleash
upon the world. The balance of power could be changed forever!
Be afraid. Be very afraid!
Note: This is fake news.
Note: This is fake news.
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