Friday, March 31, 2017

Collusion between Team Trump and Putin to Speed Global Warming: Both have invested heavily in waterfront property futures.

Note: This post is an example of satirical fake news.

According to a member of the House Intelligence Committee, one of the surprising things about the communications between Team Trump and associates of Vladimir Putin is that there were many conversations about global warming and how to speed it up.

There were also conversations about how global warming could affect property values. People who own property on the water will be the big losers when the water levels rise. Who will be the big winners? Investors who had the foresight to buy tracts that are likely to become waterfront in the near future.

Property records show that associates of Trump and Putin have been dumping waterfront properties and quietly snatching up properties projected to become waterfront over the past few months. The global warming land grab could make Trump and Putin two of the wealthiest men on the planet.

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