Monday, March 20, 2017

Obama Suing Trump for Slander! Trump calls wiretapping rumors "fake news."

In response to President Trump’s allegations of wiretapping, former President Obama is now suing Trump for slander. Obama said, “My legal dream team includes former Attorney General Loretta Lynch and former Attorney General Eric Holder. They know their way around Washington and I'm very confident in both of them.”

In response to questions about the pending lawsuit, White House Spokesman Sean Spicer told reporters, “The allegations that President Trump alleged that former President Obama was involved in any alleged wiretapping activities are nothing but fake news. Alleged fake news, to be more specific. That’s not what the President said at all. President Trump did, allegedly, say something about how odd it was that after the election both The White House and Trump Tower became infested with similar bugs. 
However, he never said or tweeted anything about wiretapping. The media misconstrued the President’s alleged comments and came up with this whole fake wiretapping narrative. And by the way, we’ve had exterminators out to both the White House and Trump Tower, and the bugs have all been taken care of. Case closed. I will permanently expel the next reporter who asks about wiretaps, bugs, or tweets. I’ll take the next question, and it better be about illegal leaks, or, I swear, I will escort the questioner to the exit myself.”

Meanwhile, President Trump has issued a series of tweets.

“This whole thing was a misunderstanding. In fact, it was a fake misunderstanding.  A disgraceful fake misunderstanding.”

“The tweets that the media have reported on were fake tweets from a private server, possibly fake, somewhere in Chappaqua, New York.”

“It’s nothing but fake news, and it’s disgraceful. I really wish the media would stop with the fake news and start acting more responsibly. They’re a disgrace! A real disgrace!”

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